I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight PGP

that daily, 4:30 pm “I’ll be productive tomorrow” thought

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment

Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.

I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP