I have my headphones in so no one will talk to me but they aren’t even plugged in. PGP.

“Did you see Game of Thrones last night?” PGP

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Pretty sure the office receptionist is spying on me while the boss is away.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”