Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.