I just found a $0.50 cent off two or more Lean Cuisines coupon, so I guess you could say 2015 is off to a great start. PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.

Work. Reddit. Gchat. Repeat. PGP.

Some guy I don’t know just endorsed me for a skill I don’t have. PGP.

My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.