My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

My childhood best friend makes over twice as much as I do. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

I recently added Anheuser-Busch to my stock portfolio. Now my unbridled drinking habit is an investment. PGP.

I am one conference call away from a Romo-like meltdown. PGP.

Bookmarking PGP under “workstuff.” PGP.