Coming off ‘too confident’ in interviews is suddenly a bad thing. PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP

Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

Got my new dress slacks delivered to the office. PGP.

Kentucky (-18) to make rent. PGP.

Brought in leftover buffalo chicken dip for lunch today. PGP.

The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.