Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

Ate half a frozen pepperoni pizza for lunch with a side of ranch. Still not the lowest point of my day. PGP.

Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.

I took off work because it’s too cold. PGP.

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.