May need to start doing a cost-benefit analysis for Christmas shopping. PGP.

Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

Just had my annual “Sorry we couldn’t promote you” phone call with corporate. PGP.

I’m still single while the Steve in my office is dating the hot intern. PGP.

The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.

I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.

I haven’t bought a new video game in years. PGP.

The new coffee I switched to gives me heartburn. PGP.

Pushy salesmen trying to close before the end of the year. PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.