Finding new ways to cover up your fart sounds. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Already being asked if I’ve been naughty or nice this year. PGP.

The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.

I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.

Took Saturday night off due to a bad case of heartburn. PGP.

Having to scroll down to find your birth year when registering for stuff online. PGP.

Not even having wi-fi in the office. PGP.

Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.