I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.

Spent all weekend logged on the company’s Google account while looking for other jobs. PGP.

Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.

Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.

I just remembered that I forgot to shower this morning. PGP.

Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.

Thinking that a five minute desk exercise YouTube video will suffice as my daily workout. PGP.

My wife is my best friend. PGP.

“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.

Tonight’s rebellion: staying up past 11. PGP.