Having to wait until after five to check PGP because my office’s security filter blocks it for “tasteless” content. PGP.

I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

When IT needs a laugh, they look at my IM history. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.

I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.