Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

Today I witnessed some savage animal walk into the stall with a full mug of coffee and proceed to shart violently. PGP.

“Can you work this Thanksgiving?”

Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

That slightly noticeable lift in spirit on Thursdays…just knowing that if we can get through today, we’ll make it. PGP.