Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

“Nice to e-meet you!”

“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM

I have three bosses.

My ex gf got engaged last night. Thank god!

Used a vacation day today. Spent it looking for jobs. PGP.

The lady who just had her baby brought it into the office today. PGP

The fake hollow laugh you give a co-worker who just told a terrible joke

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP