“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

Going to a very distant family member’s funeral just to get out of work. PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

Going from checking out the girls at the mall to checking out girls’ moms at the mall. PGP.

Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.