Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.

Answering the phone with a fake accent to make your day just a little more interesting. PGP.

Being upset about how far down the list your email was added to the mass email. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today involved walking into a bathroom stall. PGP.

My school won the national championship last night. I’m sitting in my cubicle hungover watching campus celebration videos. PGP.