Drafting the offer letter for your replacement. PGP.

Assuming every hot girl that endorses your skills on LinkedIn is really endorsing something else. PGP.

Sometimes I leave the office to run an “errand” and just drive around for 15 minutes. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

My older coworkers seem to think I’m the IT department. PGP.

“Is that wastebasket regulation size or what?” PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

My boss calls me “princess.” PGP.

Fantasizing about using your extension cord to choke out the bitch in finance that keeps requesting read receipts for every email. PGP.