Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.

Broke my ankle over MDW. Getting all kinds of shade thrown my way at the office. PGP.

The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

Thinking of getting back together with my ex for the Netflix password. PGP.

“I keep forgetting it’s not Monday!” -Everyone. PGP.

The coworker who reads the news to the office every morning. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.