Feeling like a criminal when a LinkedIn connection endorses you for something you have no idea how to do. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Not having hamburger, so just eating the helper. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.

Coworkers asked if I was even alive during the OJ trial. I defensively replied that I was 4. PGP.

Coworkers openly tweeting about looking for a new job. PGP.

When your manager reschedules your 1-on-1 to Friday at 4pm. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

Was I supposed to lie when my boss asked if I liked my job? PGP.