CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

My parents got me a self help book for my birthday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Everyone in the office has been losing their shit over how awesome the newly installed Dyson Blade hand-dryers are. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not calling ahead to your lunch place just to spend more time waiting for it. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss made a “You’ve been working very hard. Why don’t you take Friday off?” joke just now. I’ve been so out of it that I didn’t realize we already had it off. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

At work on my birthday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The only hanging out I do anymore is via Google. PGP.

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My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

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Fighting the urge to respond, “Yeah, no shit” when your superior ends a conversation with “This is serious.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems