CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

I started drinking at lunch for fun. Now I do it out of necessity. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

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My alarm is set for 6:47AM because I NEED those extra two minutes of sleep. PGP.

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Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

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Separation anxiety because your normal trivia host got transferred to another bar. PGP.

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If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had been here. I’d forget too. PGP.

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Gas, oil and check engine light came on in the same day. I don’t get paid for another week. PGP.

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When your app crashes, it’s God’s way of saying “You’ve been pooping long enough.” PGP.

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Taking a dump and playing “Clash of Clans” is always the highlight of my day. PGP.

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I took four. PGP.