The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.

Really wishing I could ctrl+z in real life situations. PGP.

1: Want to grab lunch? 2: Can’t, Gotta return RedBox DVD’s. PGP.