My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Going into a coworker’s office for a quick meeting that quickly turns into a 10-person, private Clash of Clans session. PGP.

Got sent on a two-week business trip. Hotel doesn’t have complimentary breakfast. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

I ate a bag of Doritos for dinner last night. PGP.

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.