The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

Considered quitting this morning rather than getting out of bed. PGP.

I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

Someone is selling two parakeets at the office, if you’re into that sort of thing. PGP.

LinkedIn recommended my girlfriend connect with my ex. PGP.