I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.
My career arc is disturbingly similar to Matt Leinart’s. PGP.
Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.
I am not a team player. PGP.
For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.
People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.
Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.
Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.
Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.
“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.