CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

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My career arc is disturbingly similar to Matt Leinart’s. PGP.

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Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

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I am not a team player. PGP.

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For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

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People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

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Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.

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Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

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Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

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“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

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