The girl I’m dating just graduated from college and can’t fall asleep before 1am. PGP.

“We need to get more granular…” PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

Got up early to beat everyone to work only to realize I forgot my office key. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.