Had a great first date last night. We bonded over how terrible cable companies are. PGP.

Canceling a date for Sunday brunch while in bed with a different date Saturday night. PGP.

This was supposed to be the Summer of George. PGP.

Running out of toilet paper and resorting to paper towels, for two weeks. PGP.

I’ve started using a calorie counter. Not because I have any particular desire to lose weight. It just gives me something to do during the day. PGP.

My team leader just offered to be my life coach. PGP.

My girlfriend signed me up for a half marathon. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Getting excited about your apartment having free coffee. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.