Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

I think I would like everyone in this office better if we were all drunk. PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

The strange sensation of doing something you enjoy. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

“Come see me when you get in this morning.” PGP.

For my 25th birthday I got laid off. PGP.