I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

Not being able to enter local businesses because they close at the same time my office does. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.

Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.

My fantasy league keeps harassing me to vote in the league poll. PGP.

I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Packing a lip, then immediately chasing it with whitening gum. PGP.