Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Maker’s Markers. Beta Blockers. PGP.

Just broke up with my girlfriend. First thing I did was look at PGP for how to Tinder. PGP.

Having more sex in one day than you did in the past year. PGP.

I’d make 15% more if I had a better fake laugh. PGP.

I’m so bored, I just went to the bathroom for a change of scenery. PGP.

Could have joined my family for a beautiful 10-day vacation in Hawaii. Instead, I was a bridesmaid in three weddings. PGP.

My office nemesis nominated me for the ALS ice bucket challenge. PGP.

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.