Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Your boss calling to tell you he has out of office meetings all day, then seeing Facebook pictures of him at a golf tournament. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

My coworkers found embarrassing pictures of me from high school and are now exchanging them by email. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.

It’s my turn to take the weekend shift. My boss verbally warned me “you need to be sober.” PGP.

Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Buying Nike Dri-Fit clothing knowing full well that you will never wear it for its intended use. PGP.