CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

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All the blame and none of the credit. PGP.

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Got caught jamming to the hold music on the phone. PGP.

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I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

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Fringe benefits. PGP.

“Cake-eater” being more of a description of my diet than a ’90s insult. PGP.

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They forgot to up-charge me for guac today. I feel like I just won the lottery. PGP.

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Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.

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The light sensors in the bathroom last seven minutes. Feels like 30 seconds. PGP.

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Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

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