Finally typed up my two week notice. Realized I have no idea who it goes to in our company and no one will tell me. I literally cannot quit. PGP.

My dad guilt tripped me into flying home for Holidays. The tickets cost $800. Then he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. How about $800? PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

“At least I have my dignity,” as you walk into a thrift shop. PGP.

I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.

My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.