Today in the middle of a meeting I dropped my pen on purpose, just to feel alive again. It was a rush. PGP.

Boss fired someone three weeks ago. I’ve now been doing two people’s jobs for three weeks. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.

Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Drake’s perspective of not having any new friends is a lot different from mine. PGP.

Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.