Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.

1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

I just bought my first new car. It’s so small I feel like if a criminal hid in my backseat, he’d ask me to move my seat forward when I got in my car. PGP.

Can’t wait for November so I can stop shaving and not feel guilty about it. PGP.

Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

It’s 4:52 A.M. on a Monday. My boss wants me to go into his office so we can review meetings for next week. PGP.

I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP

My boss just used the phrase “in that aspect” twice in the same sentence. PGP.

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.