Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Spending your birthday weekend as part of a bridal party. PGP.

I have managed my company’s NFL tickets for three years. I am yet to go to a game. PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

My recent calls consist of a mayor, drug dealer, our HR rep, a state senator, and three Tinder girls. PGPM.

I quit three days ago, mentally. PGP.

Gameday weddings. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.