My date didn’t want to come home with me, but she endorsed me on LinkedIn. So I wouldn’t count it as a total loss. PGP.

The guy without a college degree making twice as much as me. PGP.

Never being worried about random drug tests at the office until the Monday after homecoming weekend. PGP.

Realizing your entry-level “analyst” job feels a lot like an administrative assistant. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

My only active group text message is with my parents. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.