Pretty pumped about my waiver wire grabs this week. PGP.

“Crushing spreadsheets” is actually a term I catch myself using often. PGP.

Too poor too buy my own lunch. Too fat to eat the pizza my boss bought. PGP.

Having your hair color described as salt and pepper. At age 27. PGP.

Got a four percent raise today. It would barely cover my cable bill if I had one to begin with. PGP.

The only thing that has made me smile today was a picture of a corgi I saw on Twitter. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.