CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

I was two hours late to work today, and nobody noticed. I’m not sure if I feel relieved or nervous. PGP.

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Dropped 20 pounds in the last year. Planned a shirtless costume to get babes. It’s 45 degrees right now and supposed to get colder tonight. PGP.

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My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

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Girls going from “sexy” to “comfy” Halloween costumes. PGP.

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Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

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My office is colder than how I feel inside. PGP.

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Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.

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Made the big financial splurge for Spotify Premium. PGP

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I lost the radio war in the office. Now, I hear “All About That Bass” at least five times a day. PGP.

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Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.

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