The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. PGP.

Watching “Elf” over MNF because that’s what the wife wants. PGP.

These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.

I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.

‘Tis the season to lie to my family about how much I make. PGP.

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

So under qualified I didn’t even get a rejection letter. PGP.

The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

Prioritizing solicitation calls based on attractiveness of a company’s rep. PGP.