“Let’s try to work on that.” PGP.

My parents got me a $100 gift card to the local grocery store and I’ve never been more grateful in my life. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

Being excited about getting a Roomba for Christmas. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

My boss shouts “Caught you napping!” nearly every time he walks up behind me. PGP.

Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.

My parents started charging me rent. PGP.

“How’s work?” is my go-to pickup line. PGP.