CubicleCEO

Member Since 12/07/2013

I hate not being able to afford something far more than I would enjoy owning it. PGP.

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I haven’t gotten a work email in two weeks. PGP.

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The people who say “see you next year” today, when they know you will see them tomorrow. PGP.

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My New Year’s resolution is the same as it was sophomore year in college: To stop pissing myself while blacked out. PGP.

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My resolutions for 2014 have become my resolutions for 2015. PGP.

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I’ve already lost half of the socks I got on Christmas. PGP.

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My coworker is ten times more annoying now since his heart attack. PGP.

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My favorite gift this year was the Sonicare my mom got me. PGP.

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Kyle Orton just retired at half the age I hope to retire. PGP.

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Thought I could get away with wearing jeans into our near-empty office today. Still got called into HR. PGP.

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