Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.

I am one conference call away from a Romo-like meltdown. PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.