My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP
I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.
When the boss is away, the interns get paid. With extra work, the interns get paid with more of my work. PGP.
Yeah, pretty much nailed it.
Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP
The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.
Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.
This morning I parked next to a guy sleeping in his car. PGP.
I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked
Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.
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