Coworker came to work high. Thanks for the company-wide drug test, Joel. PGP

Heard a co-worker snoring in the bathroom stall 2 days in a row now. PGP

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

Everyone in the office is mad at me because I got a new chair.

The intern just offered me career advice

My boss rejected my expense report for a business trip saying that my spending was “excessive.” PGP

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP