My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP