My Venmo transactions got me called into a sit down with HR. PGP

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

Jordans in the office Friday, unemployment line Monday. PGP.

Every time I crack open a Diet Coke at work I pretend its a beer. PGP.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP