Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP.

Happy Friday! PGP

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.