I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.

Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP

Being asked to put in an email what is specifically in the attached PDF. PGP.

Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Having to unbutton your pants before your drive home from work. PGP.

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

My boss heard me tell a client today that my job “is what it is” and that I’m “looking forward to moving on.”

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.