Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP

That moment of panic walking into work wearing jeans and you’re not sure if it’s Friday or Thursday. PGP.

My division director sent out an email saying there would be no bonuses this year, followed by another email with pictures of his new corvette…..which is parked in his driveway next to his other four corvettes. PGP.

The Urban Dictionary app is atop my used apps because I don’t understand new words and acronyms. PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

My office used me be a women’s restroom.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP