My VP just told me I wouldn’t last a day in prison. PGP.

Monday, you son of a bitch. PGP.

Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Knowing you’re being catfished on Tinder and still playing along with it. PGP.

Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.